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The definition of a lizblurt is when asked a common question, you yell or scream as loud as u can some random answer that has nothing or will never have anything to do with the correct answer.
Bob: "What is the tallest mountain in the world?"
You: "CHINA!"

What You said is an example of a lizblurt.
by ~Geoff~ September 24, 2006

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