little mens

Little mens is the plural of little man. Little mens are small critters or cute animals, both male and female. Also called "lil mens"

"I love my female rats Bear and Peanut, they're my little mens!" or

"Come see the adorable little mens eating the seeds"

by Foofyness October 25, 2009

i Cannibalize little men

this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad

pleas help me i have an addiction pleas i cannibalize little men

by ballocks April 20, 2022

little blue men

Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.

I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.

by Auther of ur sex tape December 30, 2017

Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

wee little blue men

Little blue people from an unknown land that follow pretty girls around and try to get in their pants. They are tiny, maybe 6 in. tall... so, it would be very easy for one to crawl up someone's pants leg. That's why you must be careful of them and always be on the watch. They like to stalk people and should be avoided at all costs.

Liz: OMG!!! it's the wee little blue men!!!
Maggie: Watch out! It's right behind you!!!
Mary: Don't let it get in your pants!!
Noemi: ahhhh!!!

by Fluffy The Insane Kitten October 19, 2005

Little brown men on swings

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.

Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

by the snercher November 27, 2010