Little Rock Central High School

An incredibly boring school located on South Park street in Little Rock that's actually two schools in one. One features AP courses taught by brilliant teachers and is populated by Asians, Arabs, a few token blacks, and white kids who wear Sperrys/Uggs. The other is taught by coaches and angry old ladies and is almost completely black, with some exceptions. The school is currently run by a woman named Nancy who is quite fond of acting like a complete moron/bitch when the media is not looking. Oh yeah, the school gets attention from the news sometimes because, I don't know, it's historic. One of the Central student's favorite past-times is pretending they're better than other people because we have history or something.

Historic Little Rock Central High School is one of about three things to see if you're vacationing in our city for some strange reason.

At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk

Little Rock Central High School by Waldorfastoria January 1, 2012

Little Rock 

The capital of Arkansas. Known to Arkansas natives as "The Rock," it is famous for being a political town.

However, comedian Dave Attell once said:

"Even though Little Rock might have a rep as a political town, trust me it's a drinking town too."

Most people in Arkansas must travel to Little Rock or its nearby suburbs to do anything worthwhile in Arkansas, so the population of Little Rock is much lower than the actual number of people there.

We're driving three hours to Little Rock to see Bill Clinton's library open.

Little Rock by Rick Scales July 27, 2004

lite rock 

A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".

Lite rock reminds me of dentists.

lite rock by Chad June 20, 2004

University of Arkansas at Little Rock 

A mid-sized but little known university in Little Rock, Arkansas (the state's capital city). In contrast to the traditional college experience, University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. The university is the only metropolitan-based college within Arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :D!!). Advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small class size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. Disadvantages to attending include no Trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. Overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it's student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.

John: Hey, where are you going to college?
George: University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
John: Why aren't you going to University of Arkansas at Fayetteville?
George: Well, Little Rock's finances don't depend on the Walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation I can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master's degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at Best Buy.
John: Word. Still, PIG SOUEE!!
George: *facepalms*

University of Arkansas at Little Rock by Doc Ortho August 27, 2010

lite rock 

See muzak.

Bland, boring muzak

lite rock by Suisare crasher June 22, 2004

little rock derby girls 

The roller derby league for Little Rock, Arkansas, founded in May 2007. Known for having central Arkansas' hardest hitting and most violent derby bouts.

Also known as LRDG.

Little Rock Derby Girls also have a team: Bloodbath Beauties.

Those Little Rock Derby Girls are badass!

LRDG is having a bout this weekend.

little rock derby girls by SippySippster June 21, 2008

little rock 

Nickname for the gang bangin' capital of the world, Little Rock, Arkansas

That HBO documentary showed everybody how big gang bangin' is in Little Rock.

little rock by BooBoohead April 19, 2006