Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015

literality 

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.

She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”

literality by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Literatively 

An adverb. Used to describe a word, phrase, or situation that can described in both a literal and figurative sense.

John: "When I first saw her, my soul began to quiver-- And I mean that literally and figuratively."
Betsy: "You mean literatively?"

"...and I mean that literatively"

Literatively by glassElement August 24, 2009

literarical 

adj. to describe a literary work or trying-to-be a literary work but full of grammatical error...; adj a work of words more of a blog but full of flowery words like poetry...; noun. neither a journal entry, a blog nor an essay or a literary work, more of unclassified work.

mikes essay are full of emoticons and bullshits, mikes's work is literarical.

literarical by lizhma May 5, 2010

literalist 

Someone who literally takes everything literal.

Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.

literalist by Urban poster April 1, 2016

LiterallyEmmi 

LiterallyEmmi is the best.

LiterallyEmmi ate!

LiterallyEmmi by HollywoodMajor May 13, 2022