litaker Share definition Flag an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods "Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?" "Yeah, he's a litaker" litaker by mtb15 April 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the litaker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch