liquideuce

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress

"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."

liquideuce by DeltaNu1142 May 5, 2007

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liquidescable

able to constantly morph

like water takes the shape of its container, it doesn't necessarily need to be contained

liquidescable by gear October 24, 2004

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liquidice

LiquidIce, Liquid Ice

LiquidIce - Master , Owner of InfoSlash.org - g0t w00ki3

liquidice by LiquidIce January 27, 2003

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liquidice

Lamer of extreme lameness

That guy is such a licuidice.

liquidice by LiquidIce January 27, 2003

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liquidfuse

liquidfuse means union of the best games like liquid, fusion of liquids is seamless and flows like water.

Tom is so cool he liquidfuse the web everyday.

liquidfuse by Hobart May 13, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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