lipjizz 

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

lipjizz by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

lapjizz 

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

Lip Jizz 

ointment that you put on your lips to prevent or cure chapped lips

Barb's lips were chapped from playing the rusty trombone so she put some lip jizz on them to make them feel better.

Lip Jizz by jadenkade January 11, 2008