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Liolitequtolwol
Pronounced: (Loi tiqut low) A disease that originates from a bacteria, usually from lack of sleep and/or sleeping in a cold place. The bacteria migrates to the esophagus, were it lays dormant until a certain temperature is achieved. Once at approximately 52 degree (F), The bacteria "Awakens" and begins to multiply. The bacteria then causes the vocal cords to rupture. After the destroying of the vocal cords, the bacteria forms new ones and make you sound like Morgan Freeman or another awesome announcer.
Guy 1: "Dude your voice sounds so cool!"
Guy 2: "Dude, I have Liolitequtolwol..."
Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm so sorry..."
Guy 2: "I sound cool though, eh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I have Liolitequtolwol..."
Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm so sorry..."
Guy 2: "I sound cool though, eh?"
Liolitequtolwol by TheOnlyAvester October 27, 2010
Liopleurodon
A mystical creature that will tell you where candyland mountain is. If you own a liopleurodon everything in your life will be much easier, they will tell you how to do everything the easiest. Anybody who is somebody owns a liopleurodon. Bill gates does, every famous sports player... maybe even if your neighbor.If you don't have a liopleurodon, you are probably miserable.
"I just bought a liopleurodon and he told me how to sleep, I no longer suffer from insomnia."
Charlie, "Wtf is that?" "its a magical leopluradon charlie"
Charlie, "Wtf is that?" "its a magical leopluradon charlie"
Liopleurodon by spliffthemaster July 2, 2006
linoleum knife
Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.
From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
linoleum knife by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007
Loolimboola
man1. "Hey Mickey! Where the heck is Jonney Joe?"
Mickey. "The back end of Loolimboola, knowing that swine."
Mickey. "The back end of Loolimboola, knowing that swine."
Loolimboola by MickeyNY October 28, 2006
linoliem licker
linoliem licker by WendyMay "Red" August 11, 2008
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"