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1. Lion King
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"
by Chris Acosta Mar 28, 2005 share this
2. Lion King
The best Disney movie. Ever.
The Lion King is great.
by Jeff Oct 14, 2003 share this
3. Lion King
My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
by ELyse Nov 17, 2004 share this
4. Lion King
by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now

and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3
simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..

simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa

Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!

last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*

hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*
5. lion king
the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3!!
the best movie on earth!! that evry1 should c at least once
by obsessive bobo Apr 4, 2004 share this
6. Lion King
After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"
Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.
7. Lion King
When your either receiving a blow job or having sex, you pull out of the girl and bust in a bowl. You then stick your thumb in the bowl, and wipe cum on the girls forehead. You then proceed to whisper "simba"
Yo my boy cisco gave this girl the lion king last night
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