by Thies October 27, 2005
by Kriyze January 29, 2014
Jenny: facebook does not agree with my computer
Hovan: y?
Jenny: it's a linux
Jenny: nothing agrees with my computer
Hovan: boo
Hovan: y?
Jenny: it's a linux
Jenny: nothing agrees with my computer
Hovan: boo
by divegrl6 August 19, 2009
The operating system* little boys employ in a vain attempt to appear computer-savvy due it's perceived complexity, which is really just a convoluted user interface stemming from the lack of higher cognitive ability found in Loonux 'programmers'.
As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.
* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.
** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)
As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.
* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.
** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)
If you're ever in need of a guideline on how to write sloppy, inefficient, spaghetti code, then see: linux.org
by A.Senior.Software.Engineer May 10, 2009
<oppstoppersnopp>Linux is the best
<femilh>STFU, or I'll rape your mother with a Hitlerjügend-knife
<oppstoppersnopp>But Linux is the best!
<femilh>No, BSD is the best.
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>OK ALREADY! BSD RULES THE FSCKING EARTH!
<femilh>STFU, or I'll rape your mother with a Hitlerjügend-knife
<oppstoppersnopp>But Linux is the best!
<femilh>No, BSD is the best.
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>OK ALREADY! BSD RULES THE FSCKING EARTH!
by Mr. Charles Beastie IV.IV May 17, 2005
Gamer1: "I installed Linux today on my e p i c gaming pc"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"
by Pythonology April 19, 2020
A barebones operating system kernel, which when installed with other components, functions like a normal OS. Though many times more stable than Windows, and far more customizable, the sheer ease with which it can be broken and the extreme complexity of its internals turn many users off from the idea. If the world were to use Linux, of course, it'd be just as secure as Windows is now.
Don't get Linux unless you're prepared to fix it every few hours.
Don't get Linux unless you're prepared to fix it every few hours.
-You use Linux?
-Yeah, I spent the past two days troubleshooting some kind of weird bug where GRUB tried to mount a monthly report generated by sar.
-...Have you tried walking into the sea.
-Yeah, I spent the past two days troubleshooting some kind of weird bug where GRUB tried to mount a monthly report generated by sar.
-...Have you tried walking into the sea.
by Super Pro Sniper November 26, 2017