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Lint Balls 

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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Rush Limpballs

I sometimes listen to Rush Limpballs on the EIB network
Rush Limpballs by EIB listener January 13, 2009

lieballs 

A person's eyes when that person is lying because the eyes take on that "look" that can only found in lying eyes (regardless of what is coming out of their mouth). Most people have two, some people only have one. Some people, like pathological liars, have none at all. You can't hide lieballs. They'll always give you away. Easiest to notice on someone you know very well.
I knew he was cheating. When I asked Steve what was going on, he said that nothing was wrong, but his lieballs gave him away. Two days later he admitted that he started staring dating someone else two weeks ago. I knew it! Bastard.

When confronting the person, this is a typcial phrase, "don't try to fool me, your lieballs are giving you away."
lieballs by Amy Gish January 11, 2009

Lindtballing 

When you insert a chocolate lindtball into a persons anus and eat it out.
Bro, I lindtballed (lindtballing) my girlfriend last night. Who knew ass eating could be so delicious. After it melted it was like licking a river of chocolate.
Lindtballing by Classy gentleman 69 September 27, 2021

Litballs 

A word used to describe a person, thing, place, or event that is too lit to be described as just ‘lit’. Absolutely lit as could be. The most lit.
“My boss told me I can leave work early!”

“No way! That’s litballs!!”
Litballs by Bkaro May 6, 2022

Danish Longballs 

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade
Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

Lightballs 

Lightballs is when a man sees a woman and his balls lift back in to the basket sack of his pre hormonal state
Man1 “did you see that fine babe over there?”
Man2 “no I didn’t why?”
Man1 “she gave me the lightballs.”
Man2 “the hell is lightballs?”
Man2 “you’ll see when you look at her.”
Lightballs by Ch1ld1shtadpole March 6, 2020