slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

slower than the line out of hell by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

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merrily we fall out of line out of line

I wouldnt mind - he is we

merrily we fall out of line out of line, i’d fall anywhere with you im by your side

merrily we fall out of line out of line by anonymous December 19, 2023

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Line it out

To correct someone or a situation.

Tom was late for work and did not get his job done. So the boss had to line it out.

Line it out by Wordsmith D June 28, 2022

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Check-out Line

The place where you bitch, moan and cry to the unsuspecting checker who's just trying to provide you a service. You shouldn't do this as usually they don't care about what you're about to say to them about your guacamole jar being out-of-date. They just want to know if your day was alright and if your shopping experience was fine. In all cases, they can just call someone to get you a new one. Be polite please, and learn what the check-out line is actually for: to pay for your products and get them bagged in an orderly fashion.

"Aw man, are we going to the check-out line?"
"Yes, so we can get our stuff checked-out in a decent manner."

Check-out Line by It'sme33 July 23, 2016