That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.
"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"
by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019
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a school in lincoln park, nj of fucktard prick kids who go to an even more fucked up highschool in boonton. Guys are dicks, girls are hoes and bitches. 8th graders think their all that, 7th graders are dicks, 6th graders pose 7th graders, and 5th graders are quiet and get shorter and more douchebaggish every fucking year
Which school are you from?
I'm from Lincoln Park Middle School
Asshole *kid walks away*
by UNANONYMOUS :P December 8, 2010
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A State Park located in Lincoln Rhode Island. It is the official butthole of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
dooshbag " hey want to go for a swim at Lincoln Woods State Park."

dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."
by gwizzzz November 9, 2009
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A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.
by Phuc Yuu November 3, 2021
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When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 16, 2022
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The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.
guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”
by penistosociety August 12, 2021
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High School in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago. Filled with Nerdy IB kids and stoners. Off campus lunch is for seniors only but everyone manages to just leave during lunch regardless of age. They either go to eat or go to the "benches" or the "hill" to go smoke a blunt. Lincoln park is known for having a lot of fights including a stabbing a few days ago. Shits lit at lincoln park.
"Yo where do you wanna go smoke this blunt?"
"Lets go to Lincoln Park HS and boof on the hill
by Lphscluck March 23, 2016
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