by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010
Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?
Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!
Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!
by bumm_y May 24, 2020
When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
by MacGyversblade March 8, 2020
A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021
When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
by freekie352 February 21, 2013