Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Shake the dew off the lilypad 

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.

We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

Shake the dew off the lilypad by Peytoo July 27, 2012

Lilypadding 

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.

Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom

Lilypadding by Eazy886 January 31, 2008

Lilypadding 

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

Lilypadding by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013

Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

Purple Lilypad by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Lilypadding 

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

Lilypadding by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008

Lillypad

When you put some toiletpaper in the toilet right before you take a shit, to prevent water from splashing up your ass.

John Doe had to go on a public toilet, so he threw some paper in before he took a shit.
"Damn, that was a good Lillypad!"

Lillypad by Newfagman March 11, 2009