lilleypadding 

Engaging in anal sex on the balcony of a public nightclub, and only discovering you did, indeed, use a condom when it resurfaces the next day.

Man, I saw some major Lilleypadding occurring in Heaven the other night.

lilleypadding by blobellis June 28, 2011

Lilypadding 

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.

Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom

Lilypadding by Eazy886 January 31, 2008

Lilypadding 

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

Lilypadding by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013

Lilypadding 

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

Lilypadding by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008