Someone who is whiny and selfish. Usually lazy, sensitive and a dead beat. Usually sits around in a arm chair all day giving other people advice on things he has no idea of what he's talking about. Usually visits the doctor too much and is always sick. Also very good at feeling sorry for oneself.
Lil Jerr someone who gets bath water on the bathroom floor. Likes to watch fake reality shows that suck. Eats butter with salty chips and feels like shit the next day. Poor listening and communication skills.
Someone who slams doors in order to get attention. Likes women who act like his mommy. Yells when he talks. Thinks umpires are fucking gods! Stares at women while his mommy wife stands there. Wears his dirty underwear in front of everyone. Gets dick cheese on everyone's food. Jerks off in the bathroom standing up with his pants around his ankles. Says..oh...a lot.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.