likestalk

The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.

john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker

likestalk by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011

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lilistalk

The "female" happy trail.

I had to shave my lilistalk before going to the beach.

or

"Honey, could you pass the lilistalk."

lilistalk by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

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Related Words

likestalk • Lifestalker • ilikestalker • lilistalk • linkstalk • Innocent Likestander

Lifestalker

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

Lifestalker by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

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linkstalk

Rank 2 In FFC

Judge jury and executioner, do your job linkstalk "-shredder"

linkstalk by Any Russians June 1, 2022

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ilikestalker

best guy ever

ilikestalker is the best guy ever

ilikestalker by ieererer May 19, 2017

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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

Innocent Likestander by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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