I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

too much like right 

a sarcastic way of saying...that it is only the obvious correct way of doing something,

ghetto girl:Girl how he have the nerve to pay child support to all his baby momma's

decent girl: uhhh, i guess thats too much like right, huh?

too much like right by Shortsweetnpetite February 12, 2010

Much like the Irish 

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

Much like the Irish by BruceDaCariboo May 11, 2018

how much you like? 

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.

Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!

Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes

how much you like? by Guslab July 9, 2010

i like you so much I might actually tell you 

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.

Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location

i like you so much I might actually tell you by JuneBugette December 7, 2010

Why do I like cloud so much? 

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”

Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…

Why do I like cloud so much? by carranza6520 May 3, 2022

Why do people like forks so much? 

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

Why do people like forks so much? by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022