Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

can like, get it

when you see someone who you think is fine and you wanna smash them. typically commented on instagram posts.

“i mean she’s old, but she can like, get it.”

by 1aljn July 16, 2018

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

by TheNix June 6, 2011

open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!

Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 4, 2003

hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 13, 2004