Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 18, 2020

Down like a dog

Its just the same as saying, "im down"
But instead you are saying "ya, im down like a dog." Down like a dog refers to the yoga position downward facing dog. so its just like you are saying I'm down but are adding dog to the end.

"alright sounds fun im down like a dog"

by -created by Rose- November 20, 2008

beat like a dog

who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.

I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.

by knowman March 15, 2008

walk like a dog

when u hit it doggy style and pull her hair at the same time

i am trying to walk u like a dog

by lil foe August 22, 2004

Roasting like a dog

Felling excessively warm, as in a dog left in a car on a hot day.

Stuart: "It's quite warm in here isn't it, old boy?"
Lee: "You don't have to tell me that, I'm roasting like a dog!"

by Super Lexington October 7, 2004

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
.

by GS71 May 17, 2015

walk like a dog

when u wanna fuck doggy style.

I sweatin in my draws yea hard long yea wanna walk it like a dog yea.

by chocolatedelafino June 23, 2005