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purple lightsaber 

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.
Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

Lightsaber 

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.
Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
Lightsaber by Space General December 9, 2017
Certain elements in Canadian pop sensation LIGHTS's music that makes the song sound like dubstep, when it is just dubstep-influenced. Exclusive to LIGHTS only.
Everybody Breaks A Glass, Where the Fence is Low, Fourth Dimension (in the album Siberia)

Normal people: Distorted basslines! Dubstep!
Fans (LASers): LIGHTSTEP
lightstep by iheartlights October 13, 2011

eightsome 

Dude, I saw an eightsome on TV!i mean...what?
eightsome by Eric1034 April 7, 2008

YouTube Lightsaber

The red and green bar under a YouTube video that shows the number of likes (green) and dislikes (red) which closely resembles a Lightsaber from the Star Wars films. More green than red makes it resemble a Jedi Lightsaber and more red than green makes it resemble a Sith Lightsaber.
So many people dislike this video that the red YouTube Lightsaber looks like Darth Vader's Lightsaber.
YouTube Lightsaber by xyzpdq May 11, 2012

Lightspeed Systems 

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.
Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.
Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016