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lighthobuse 

hey are you a pimp

heck yeah i am a pimp

hey i just saw one of your hoes walking down the street looking sassy but she didnt have on no boots

oh hmmm interesting this does not bode well

yeah i know you always make them wear those boots

yeah i think i am going to have to scold her at least but it might require escalation

what else can you do

well i dont want to hurt her too bad

may i suggest a bit of lighthobuse

good idea i will only smack her around kind of
lighthobuse by weswordsmith November 5, 2010

Chinese Lighthouse 

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

Lighthouse Point 

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.
Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

polish the lighthouse 

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.
Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

Lighthousecore 

Underground subgenre for fans of hard working lighthouse- and fishermen. Can be identified by their thick wool sweaters, big beards and most importantly their use of a hand-held lantern (candle or oil).

Pipe smoking and use of phrases such as: "Is there anyone out there?" or "A storm is brewing..." are common in the community.
Dave: What the hell is John wearing? ...and is that a lantern he is holding?
Matt: Oh yeah, John is totally lighthousecore nowadays
Dave: Wtf?!
Lighthousecore by DenOh November 29, 2022