The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual
or
A skinnier homosexual
Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
by lundensgate January 15, 2010