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A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.
Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"