real life simming 

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

real life simming by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life 

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life by centaur_star October 19, 2009

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

simple life by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

The Sims Life Stories 

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.

Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....

The Sims Life Stories by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

The Simple Life 

That show that was addicting for only a little while, then got played out when season two came out. Made the girls look even more stupid than usual. Gained even more fame for it.

Kid1:Did you see "The Simple Life"?
Kid2: Yeah, who knew they were THAT stupid?

The Simple Life by Located in your pants April 25, 2006

LifeSimmer

An awesome youtuber, who makes mostly videos of The Sims!

I love LifeSimmer's videos so much!

LifeSimmer by SailorScout04 August 27, 2017