Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...
The cold, hard truth. That and 42.
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"
Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."
Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."