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liejournal 

"LieJournal" is mocking slang for LiveJournals and other types of drama-filled blogs on the World Wide Web.
"The interweb is full of LieJournals!"
liejournal by Leam April 30, 2005
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Livejournal

A weblog or blog site that allows a person to keep an online log to be used how they see fit. Places such as Livejournal can be considered similar to services that offer small parcels of online space for websites like Geocities - where big-name bloggers often have their own custom blog sites, others can get a Livejournal with no cost to them.

Livejournal is commonly used by its users to detail their daily lives, and a release from the stresses of such; much like a more traditional, private journal. The exception is that these journals are open to everyone (or perhaps just a circle of friends). This can create many problems, as Livejournals often become a method of conducting socialpolitics.
Livejournals and the ability to make your thoughts and feelings public are indeed a seductive venture. If you're going to make a public blog, though, be viewtiful about your entries. Entertain people.
Livejournal by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 23, 2004

livejournal

the reason losers like me wake up each morning
today i went to school. now i am home. like omg comment and love me
livejournal by hectoliter January 23, 2005

livejournal

Will be the eventual cause of the loss of spoken word.
Girl 1: "The other day i met this super cute guy and-"
Girl 2: *Cuts her off* "I read about it on your Livejournal."
Girl 1: "Oh... well then..."
livejournal by isabel Lane December 28, 2005

LiveJournalistic Integrity 

The exact opposite of journalistic integrity. Reports typed about anything anytime anywhere without showing the slightest regard to tact, repuatation, or (self) respect. Often contains large doses of unwarranted self-importance.
Typical LiveJournal Entry: kk so todai i 8 a turky sanwich nd omg julie waz such a btch at wurk 2day omg i just wnt her to die!!!11one! >.<"

Comment: Way to show your LiveJournalistic Integrity.

livejournal

Mildly classyer than MySpace.
You: So last friday I had this awsome night..
Me: Yeah I saw on your livejournal sounded goood!
You: Yeah
End of covo
livejournal by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

livejournal

1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.
1. And then my sister said, "what's the point of a website? My bloody livejournal can do it."
livejournal by steveisright December 18, 2003
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