noun: having everything that you've eaten in the past five days turn to liquid shit and come blasting out of the anus. Generally accompanied by griping and a general feeling of misery.
Oh man, I had the chile cheese queso dip at the Cafeteria for the past week and had the worst libuke ever this morning, I had to skip class.
Libpukes n. Portmanteu of "liberal" and "puke". Someone who, is overly intoxicated by being knowledgeable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always rich, well meaning and with good insight to society's problems, but naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.
"Them libpukes infox at the Occupy protest are going to get stomped by the riot squad because they're too smelly and weird for ordinary people to support them. Sad really; they're right about pretty much everything but they have really shitty PR."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).