lewistown pa
lewistown pa by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014
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Lewistown, PA
A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.
Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.
See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.
See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:
- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
Lewistown, PA by Mussman! December 4, 2009
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Highland Park-Levittown
One of the most wonderful sections in Levittown Pennsylvania. Where there are no 4 way intersections every street name starts with an H and everyone that lives here is white.
Its all white people. EVERY single person is white. Im not kidding If there is a minority they are lost or they are cutting though.
most of the kids here either smoke alot of weed drink alot of beers or do some type of drug because they think its the most boring place to live. they mostly think they are from philly driving rice burners (mostly civics) they want to add turbos and other expensive shit that their parents buy them and brag about racing and they never do. Also they graffiti thinking they are really good. And they always have car meets in the local shopping plaza while they sit there idling their cars talking smoking and doing nothing.
also most of our houses have weird special windows that normal air conditioners cant fit into
Its all white people. EVERY single person is white. Im not kidding If there is a minority they are lost or they are cutting though.
most of the kids here either smoke alot of weed drink alot of beers or do some type of drug because they think its the most boring place to live. they mostly think they are from philly driving rice burners (mostly civics) they want to add turbos and other expensive shit that their parents buy them and brag about racing and they never do. Also they graffiti thinking they are really good. And they always have car meets in the local shopping plaza while they sit there idling their cars talking smoking and doing nothing.
also most of our houses have weird special windows that normal air conditioners cant fit into
Highland Park-Levittown
Salesman-since you cant buy normal air conditioners because you have vertical windows that slide side to side you have to buy this overly expensive custom air conditioner
Buyer-Fuck......
Salesman-since you cant buy normal air conditioners because you have vertical windows that slide side to side you have to buy this overly expensive custom air conditioner
Buyer-Fuck......
Highland Park-Levittown by Wikedjuggal0 June 15, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable