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A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.
Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.
Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013
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Lueschow 

Shit that gets stuck to a bear’s ass after eating jalapeno chili cheese nachos from a drunk and passed out camper and no matter how many times you wipe it just wont go away.
honey look whats stuck to the dogs fur, it looks like it got Lueschow'd
Lueschow by Tylers fans August 24, 2009
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A lesch is that one drunk ass hole in the room that will be right next to you but still screaming. The one guy who gets really hammered but still be able to get everyone in the bar to love him.
Guy 1: that guy over there is such a lesch

Guy 2: who that guy over there that's completely hammered

Guy1: yeah, hey leschy that my girl

lesch: I know
lesch by SmurfSlayer3000 May 29, 2017
Simultaneously being a leech and a dousche at the same time. Following people around and pissing them off.
Kid 1: dude omfg kid 3 will not get off my ass!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!
lousche by couchpotato282 November 16, 2007

Leuschke 

The socially unacceptable. Immoral human beings. Often known as having severe cases of explosive diareahh. Something you would find hanging from your ass hairs; these people are very clingy.

Many of these kind are known to have sexual relations with their young. Also have multiple personality disorders.
e.g. I took a shit and found some Leuschkes on my ass hairs.
Leuschke by IRUNLA89 March 17, 2010

leschlonk 

A man with great power beneath him
The dick destroyer wields his leschlonk apon arrival of female groups and instantly has them under his arms while walking up to the bedroom
leschlonk by Leschlonk destroyer December 27, 2020

leuchars 

shithole , its also refered to as loo-chars by are friends from the west. it is a shabby little shitehole ont the east coast of scotland.

in italien it means " massive Wang"
girl 1 " you have a leuchars "

boy 1 "yeh i know , my friend jay jay gve me some cock exercises "
leuchars by big wang692 March 19, 2011