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leischner 

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A name used to describe shitty teachers and/or old people. People with this name usually hate students and refuse to teach classes themselves. A Leischner is usually fond of old technology and hates to be reffered by his/her first name.
"Hey Mr. Leischner, can you teach me something NEW?

"Hey Mr. Lieschner, why do you use shitty ass computers from the eighties?

"Why the fuck does everyone fail your class?"
leischner by Barmark January 27, 2007
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Leischner 

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A term used to describe a man with a gigantic penis, usually thicker than a bowling pin
"Omg girl.. this man's cock was BIG.. like, leischner big.
Leischner by ObviousDisguise April 6, 2023
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Related Words
leischner • The Leischner • leichnerism • Helen Leichner • leisher • lechner • Lechnerpantz • Leiscerbettia • Leiscerbettian • Leiscerbettianism

The Leischner 

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The member of the friend group that is oddly obsessed with fat women.
Cole: Dude I can’t keep my eyes off these fat girls
Cohen: Bro you’re the leischner of the friend group
The Leischner by thedictionaire47 February 23, 2025
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Helen Leichner 

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To wash one's underwear in the sink so not to do a whole load of laundry
I didn't have enough quarters so I just Helen Leichnered them shits.
Helen Leichner by urbanthesaurus July 29, 2014
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Leisher 

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One who carries the Leisher genes, or has married into the bloodline. Often incredibly flatulent and laid back individuals who genuinely value their family. A good sense of humor is required to truly and fully appreciate this fun and peculiar group. Not to be confused with Lesher, Fleisher, Leischer, Leischner, Leishner, etc.
"Are you (firstname) Leischner?"
"You've got the wrong guy chief. I'm (firstname) Leisher."
Leisher by (Firstname) Leisher October 27, 2020
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Lyndsay Leisher 

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The most wonderful girl on the face of the earth! Beautiful, sexy, funny, smart, wonderful in everyway. When you see her you can't help but be happy :). AMAZING AT DANCE! When she loves someone she truely loves that person with all her heart and the other person always knows it :). She's caring, honest, and lovable, cuddly. O and if she's blonde your in luck that means she the best kind of girl you can ever have. She can make your day and you don't know whats coming next :). She's undescribable!
Lyndsay Leisher is the cooliest person ever met!
Lyndsay Leisher by RedSox#1 December 7, 2010
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leichnerism 

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A horrible mistake which causes everything to go awry, usually as a result of correcting another mistake.
Greg's solution to repairing the infernal machine inevitably led to a leichnerism, causing everything to go out of control and destroy the world.
leichnerism by Walter Evian October 26, 2012
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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