A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part turtle, part llama, and part chicken fetus.
I was tucking my son into bed one night, and he told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.
by John MacAbee April 8, 2011