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Leominster Handshake 

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.
Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

Leominster 

Leominster, MA is the bestest city in New England. Our rivals are fitchburg and fitchburg sucks so dont go there. We rule, you dont.
GO BLUE DEVILS, (leominster masscot)
Leominster by coolpersonjknotreally September 11, 2011

North Leominster

The northern section of Leominster, MA that borders the Fitchburg airport. Full of mostly retired white people, some apartments, and about 3 convenience stores. The west half is pretty low-middle class, and the east half is straight up rich. Lots of criminals come here because of almost 0% police presence. Lots of 18-25 year old walk around getting into trouble, and have keggers in the many woods to choose from. Daily activities include hitting up Cumby's for a white owl and walking for 49 seconds before someone you know calls you from across the street. Everyone either spends the whole day on the streets or getting a buzz from whatever they can find. Pretty much a dead town.
There's a couple places to find people.

1. King's Corner
2. Main St.
3. Any patch of woods
4. train tracks
5. infront of an abandoned building
ex. 1 "Damn this neighborhood sucks, I hate North Leominster"

ex. 2 "Lets hit up NLEO theres never popes(cops) up there"
North Leominster by birdmamma December 10, 2010

Leominster 

where you going

Leominster

bro wish you luck

Leominster High School

A broke ass school in a good ass city with some good ass sports teams.
Leominster High School may be trashy but at least is isn’t as bad as Fitchburg.

Leominster 

A town in northern Herefordshire (note that the fourth letter is an E, not a T) in England. It is the second most populous town in the county after Hereford, being home to around 12 000 people. It is a quiet rural market town with many unique medieval and early modern black and white buildings. However, the town has gained a reputation in the surrounding area as a centre for crime and deprivation. People who think this are stuck-up, have clearly never travelled more than 10 miles from their rural homes, and are just picking on Leominster to mask the fact their own town or village is just as rough.

Often affectionately called Lemner by inhabitants

Not to be confused with Leominster, Massachusetts. Leominster, Herefordshire is the original Leominster so obviously the better one.
You're just jealous you don't live in Leominster, mate.
Leominster by albert bobbleford December 13, 2018