Used in place of the word "legit." Lejizz is attributed to situations, people, and items that one may find very legit or cool. Often mistakenly interpreted as French for "the jizz."
pretends to be gangster with some skank ho's known as robyn stacey and sharpy, she wears purple like a small mexican child and rapes eggs with her hulk juice and then creams on jordan a bum baby, using the fulcan punch (fisting)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.