lehrve 

noun: (LEHrv) A highschool "love" that is practically not love at all; an overzealous crush; a mocking term used to describe an overly disgusting public display of affection; the word Celine Dion sings in place of "love"

You: Man, I'm totally in lehrve. I should ask him/her out sometime.

*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*

You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.

*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*

~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~

lehrve by Chris Jensen April 2, 2007

lehrve 

noun: (LEHrv) A highschool "love" that is practically not love at all; an overzealous crush; a mocking term used to describe an overly disgusting public display of affection; the word Celine Dion sings in place of "love"

*You have a crush on someone*

You: Man, I'm totally in lehrve. I should ask them out sometime.

*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*

You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.

*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*

~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~

lehrve by Chris Jensen December 14, 2008

Tom Lehrer 

an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He is best known for the humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and 60s, including titles such as "Posioning Pigions in the Park" "The Masochism Tango" and "We Will All Go Together When We Go". However, one of his most intellegent songs is the entire Periodic Table of Elements sung to the Modern Major-General's tune.

I had this major chem test so I listened to Tom Lehrer's "Elements" all night and got a B.

Tom Lehrer is hilarious! I love "The Irish Balad".

Tom Lehrer by Chaos Ninja April 15, 2009

Lerve 

To delight in another's existence beyond what can be expressed with a mundane word like love.

"I don't just love you, Brad, I lerve you."

Lerve by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

lervert 

One who has a sick obsession with wordlervyword, i.e. he tries to punch men in the genitals at every possible chance.

Better watch the wordfamily jewelsword around that one - he's a certifiable lervert.

lervert by Tom Swift October 17, 2003

Lerve 

To Love. The act of Lerve. LOVE

I Lerve you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever Courtney my sweet!

Lerve by Djabrista April 5, 2005

Tom Lehrer 

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

Tom Lehrer by Satirist. June 4, 2023