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A legitimate strategy! 

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB
Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!
(lej-IT-imoh)
-adjective
1. legitimately emo.
2. any situation in which an individual finds themselves in a depressive mood, thusly affecting those around him/her.

-verb
1. the act of being legitimately emo.
Person A: Hey, what's Lars up to?
Person B: I'm not sure...last I heard, he had locked himself in his room. He kept saying something about "drowning his sorrows in Dashboard Confessional, tight pants, eyeliner, and hair gel."
Person A: Wow, that's legitemo...
legitemo by quademic December 5, 2009

legiti-gate

The political scandal that erupted around Missouri Republican Todd Akin. Akin was the Republican nominee for the US Senate seat currently held by Democrat Claire McCaskill. Akin experienced severe backlash from a wide range of the political spectrum when he suggested on Fox News that women's bodies have the ability to prevent pregnancy during a "legitimate rape." The scandal is known as "legit-gate" after the Watergate scandal during the Nixon administration.
"Many think Akin won't be able to recover after legiti-gate."

"The effects of legiti-gate will ripple beyond Todd Akin and on to regional and perhaps national races."
legiti-gate by scandalcoiner August 31, 2012

Legitimate Political Discourse

A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

Legitimate Solo 

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.
Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!
Legitimate Solo by ThePluft March 22, 2010

legitimate rake

in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.
Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah....

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.
legitimate rake by girls name October 29, 2012