Passing Legislation 

A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.

Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."

Passing Legislation by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

Anti-Taco legislation 

the legislation that was passed by the chickens to ban tacos in the year 9595

In 1000 years tacos will be illegal, and we all know why.

Anti-taco legislation. disestablishmentarianism

Anti-Taco legislation by Turkatron0 July 7, 2010

Levitation 

A skill archieved by completing 2 weeks of no nut november

-“How’s it going with no nut November my dude?”

-“Thou shalt not speak with us higher beings without permission, for I have acquired the art of levitation”

Levitation by NonBinaryMan November 3, 2018

dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.

"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."

dead parrot legislation by irritant August 4, 2004

Anti-Taco Legislation 

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.

Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.

Anti-Taco Legislation by Matt The Man November 3, 2007

Levitation 

Levitation means when someone is floating. For example, a balloon.

Levitation is impossible. Only balloons can do that!

Levitation by Carpic November 2, 2018

legislation 

The laws made by the government in a democracy. This area of the government is known as the "Parliament."

The new legislation has today passed and it will be effective immediately.

legislation by Legislation September 22, 2006