Passing Legislation 

A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.

Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."

Passing Legislation by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

Legisdom 

1. A genuine intelligence and authenticity wanted by all, attained by very few. 2. The act of being totally awesome, knowing it, and embracing it.

What he did was pretty lame and stupid. He does not have legisdom.

Legisdom by TheSyphonSniper January 6, 2011

Monica Lewinsky 

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.

Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!

Monica Lewinsky by hahaa September 18, 2003

Monica Lewinsky 

To jizz on a woman's gown in the back of a limo.

"How was the drive in the limo?"
"He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."

Monica Lewinsky by ducktoadecoy May 6, 2014

lewinsky 

A blow job

lewinsky by Baller-Ass Nigga January 24, 2006

Leinstick

a word used to decribe a person with a huge "johnson", found mainly in cubans but also blacks

Did he just smack her with his leinstick.

Leinstick by p. lein January 23, 2011

monocle lewinsky 

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

monocle lewinsky by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014