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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.
Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Marco Felipes December 24, 2007
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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Captain69 January 1, 2008

Legal Alienation

The feeling of estrangement from the legal system—a sense that law is not a tool of justice but an incomprehensible, distant, and often hostile apparatus. Legal alienation arises when you cannot afford a lawyer, when proceedings are delayed for years, when the language of statutes and rulings is impenetrable, when the law protects the powerful while punishing the poor. It is the belief that the legal system operates for its own sake, not for you, and that justice is a lottery you cannot win.
Legal System Alienation

A more specific form of legal alienation: the estrangement from the entire apparatus of courts, procedures, and institutions. It includes the experience of being processed, not heard; of seeing delays, technicalities, and costs that crush genuine claims; of knowing that your case will be decided by a judge or jury who have no context for your life. Legal system alienation produces cynicism: the law is not a shield or a sword, but a labyrinth designed to exhaust you before you ever reach a resolution.

Example: “Her small claims case was postponed four times in two years—legal system alienation, justice delayed and denied by its own machinery.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026