Straight Leg

The act of standing and/or stancing in a manner such that one leg is slightly bent and turned out at the heel, whilst the other is completely, ridiculously straight. The knee should be 100% locked. Straight leg may also be accompanied by a hand on the hip, and a slight bend forward at the waist. Practitioners can often be seen at the miniature golf course, as well as family events.

"Damn, did you notice that Uncle Jer has the wickedest straight leg today?"
"I've got to run, i've been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg."
"After i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her ass."

Straight Leg by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

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Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

Straight leg by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

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straight leg

no money for around the world ask for straight leg

Mags looked good in her mexican corset I asked for a straight leg she gave me around the world.

ps ( dont ask for big horse )

straight leg by itichie_nocanpo June 28, 2006

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Legstain

Legstain is a word meaning to describe a potential baby that might have splurted onto ones pant leg or trouser.

Dude: Awwww man I just totally got babybatter all over my breeches.

Dudette: That legstain could be our unborn aweson!

Legstain by dustmo August 30, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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