leftunders

leftunders (noun) - leftover food that is wasted or discarded after going bad.
leftunder (adjective) - pertaining to leftunders or food that has gone bad after saving.

Etymology: variant of leftover.

As a noun: Toss those stinking leftunders into the garbage!
As an adjective: John found the leftunder fish covered in mold in the bottom crisper while cleaning out the fridge.

leftunders by Richard.J.Barbalace April 12, 2021

left hander 

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

left hander by soreofhing July 6, 2009

leftander 

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.

Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!

leftander by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Lefthandedness 

adj. The state off being lefthanded.

Right handed people always make fun of my lefthandedness.

Lefthandedness by lefty124 February 13, 2010

left hander 

Term used for Smoking pot. "Drink in my right hand, joint in my left!"

After dinner we need to have a left hander!

left hander by Sticky Icky Icky February 4, 2010

Leftunders

Leftover food lost while eating on the couch and discovered under your body when you get up.

After I arose from the couch, I grabbed the leftunders that had missed my mouth.

Leftunders by Frank S Beans April 2, 2020

Lefthandman 

A righthandman for a left hander

I'm lefthanded so I have a lefthandman instead of a righthandman.

Lefthandman by UJ the boss January 6, 2012