Lebanese people are Lebs. The ones from north Lebanon are Christian, the ones from south Lebanon are Muslim. The ones from the north immigrate primarily to the West coast of north America. The ones from south Lebanon immigrate primarily to Brazil and Australia. (Sydney area) They were pretty much the inventors of smoking anything. The following things are reasons that Lebs are good: hashish Arguileh riots
In the derogatory sense, it is used to refer to the stereotypical Lebanese male of highschool age - one who is often seen wearing the latest, most expensive fashion trend. The stereotype also has extremely gelled, spiked hair, and drives a 'trendy' import car (eg. 240sx, civic). The stereotypical Leb is quick to anger and to provoke arguments, will engage in physical confrontation provided he has numerous friends in close vicinity, and will stop at nothing to shift blame.
Guy: That's a shopping cart.
Walk in groups and death stare the innocent but when a larger group walks by they would put their heads down.
fights in packs and never alone due to their inbread family connections.
Usually when there is a group of 5 or so lebs and are confronted by an azn with a baseball bat they run because they are a bunch of pansies that will only retaliate if they overpower the enemy by 20/1
leb: hit him bro cummon its only one of him
leb2: nah habib he has a bat
leb: dw we got 5 people!
leb2: but im scared
leb: okay lets just run
Leb families usually consist of more than 10+ children which most of them have really bad BO, when you get onto a train with them you can literally suffercate in worse case scenarios.
They usually wear athletic looking clothes like tommy hilfiger, addidas, nike and wear baseball caps. Yet 80% of them are fat, obese, ugly and their body hair is similiar to a gorillas anus.
leb2: haha did you see him ? he was scared shitless of us habibiii
( larger group of azns walk past )
leb: dont look cuz dont look just keep walking
leb2: omg i think i just shit myself
azns: bunch of fags
A: Where is he from?
B: His parents are from Lebanon, so he must be a Leb.
ex 2. In Australia, although society works hard to stop the classification, the lowest standing of any group belongs to Lebs.
Any Lebanese migrant is a leb or lebo. The lebs from the Lakemba area of Sydney are muslim refugees from their civil war.
Leb children born in Australia are now aged up to 30. these lebs are particularly dangerous from the age of 16. They posess an evil gene which causes them to hunt white girls, then gang rape them.
Lebs are normally found in McDonald's car park in packs of 5 or more, they also can be found in large packs at free entry strip clubs. Often lebs will drive around town repeatedly in a defective 4 cylinder Japanese car. Windows are always down emiting loud bass drum sounds.
Lebs are easy to recognise. Generally they wear expensive looking clothes and jewellery. Hair style is normally spike and mullet with shaved pattern in the sides. Facial hair varies a lot, often a thin line down each cheek. Monobrow shaved or waxed in the centre. Very strong repulsive cologne.
A single leb is harmless and a coward who will not fight. But like rats they have strength in numbers. A threatened leb can quickly summon more lebs to help bash an Aussie who looks at them sideways.
Beware the mobile phone, the leb's most powerful tool. If you accidently startle a leb and he reaches for the mobile, you must destroy the phone immediately, thus rendering the leb harmless.
"That dirty leb wasn't so tuff without all his mates to back him up."