| 1. | retard | ||
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A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive. "Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard!"
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| 2. | teaky | ||
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teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television. the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running
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| 3. | LD | ||
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adj. learning disabled or commonly used to say learing dum dum yooo that boy is sooo LD
yeah i know right, he was special |
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| 4. | wappah | ||
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A term often used by LD(learning disabled) kids who have their brains still stuck in the mid 90's or are very pop orientated. They act very gangster, while keeping up their mental capacity....
Wappah, comes from Rapper...kids w/ down syndrome and other handicaps cant pronounce things at all, but mostly refers to how the kids dress "hardcore" You see that fruit over there w/ apple sauce all over his face and the dog chain on his wallet? He's a wappah.
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| 5. | Honda | ||
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A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel. I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.
I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda. |
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| 6. | retard | ||
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Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of Slang meaning: n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory. Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo. Slang meaning: 1. a) prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof prep 2: yeah, what a retard 1. b) John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote! Max: haha! you retard 2. Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night? Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay. Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France Stacy: huh, yeah Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later Bob: bye stacy. Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard. (^this guy is obviously a total bitch) |
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| 7. | tard trolley | ||
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synonymous with short bus, the transportation most often used for special ed kids. I'll never get to school on time if I'm stuck behind the tard trolley.
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