Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

Lazy as fuck by cruello March 6, 2018

lazy ass nigga 

An 18-21 year old who still thinks he has his whole life ahead of him, without having accomplished anything so much as a G.E.D. He lives with his momma who constantly kicks him out where he then goes and stays at a " traphouse" (crackhouse) or anywhere they will let him. He sits outside ppls houses freeloading wifi or anything else he can get.. Food. Makes a mess in your house and doesn't even clean up after themselves.

Man I wish this lazy ass nigga would go freeload somewhere else.

lazy ass nigga by cash over ass August 27, 2016

lazy ass 

The person reading this instead of doing their homework or anything productive.

You are a fucking lazy ass bum.

lazy ass by OverMyLivingBody November 25, 2014

LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) 

A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.

My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.

LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) by Brandon Iannone December 14, 2008

lazy ass bitch 

Woman or girl pretending to be a woman who does nothing but sit on her fat ass and fusses, cusses,whines and complaines about everything and everyone while others do all the work. One who makes a mess and sits around while others have to clean up bet mess.

The Lazy Ass Bitch you call a girl friend left her dirty clothes and trash all over the house. Then that lazy ass bitch sat on her fat ass and refused to help clean any of it up. She has whined and Complained all day.

lazy ass bitch by Mud slinger March 5, 2016

lazy-ass 

incredibly lazy person

Get off your lazy-ass and get a job.

lazy-ass by thegarbagecollector March 9, 2004

Lazy Astronaut 

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...

That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..

Lazy Astronaut by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008