This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
by Lord Ass June 25, 2005
The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man May 13, 2011
someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it
by traveling salesman September 9, 2010