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dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.
by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009
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1. tits that are so outrageous that they're a lethal weapon.
2. tit action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
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by lazertitting bandit March 9, 2010
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