Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.
Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!
Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
by Kabran November 17, 2007
by Stepchildx September 3, 2019
Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans
by Sfdfd2 April 23, 2011
Weed and Coccain mix in a blunt the two combined make a leathel combination that you have to watch out for because it might kill you
by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) February 18, 2006
When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
by Rashiqua Kornerson August 2, 2009
An Osu! experiment which is available since 2017. Made by Dean "peppy" Hebert. And has a lot more features than the Osu!Classic, such as customizable UI placement, A lot more modifiers than the Osu!Classic version and much more.
Osu! player: Man Osu! is so fun! but I want a new major update though.
Osu!Lazer player: Didn't you hear of Osu!Lazer? It has a ton of updates by the developers of Osu!
Osu! player: So when is that gonna be released?
Osu!Lazer player: It's been available since early 2017...
Osu!Lazer player: Didn't you hear of Osu!Lazer? It has a ton of updates by the developers of Osu!
Osu! player: So when is that gonna be released?
Osu!Lazer player: It's been available since early 2017...
by Pikakid_ March 26, 2022
A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005