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Landon Laxers 

Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.
If you play lacrosse at Landon High, you are extremely talented.
Landon Laxers by Matt-crosse April 27, 2005

Landon Laxers 

Hmmm.....whoever posted that one must go to Gonzaga..cause Prep guys arent that sad. These so called "losers" are ranked in the top 10 nationally every year....suck on that queer. Every year, Landon laxers go to d1 schools and are even all americans.
Zaga tool- Hey did u see Matt Ward score 5 goals last night
Zaga tool #2- yeah I sweat him so much
Landon guy- yeah, he went to Landon
Zaga tools- HES A FAG HAHHAHA
Landon Laxers by Bullis=Sad April 10, 2005
A strong independent woman who can do whatever she puts her mind to.
Look at Laporsche go y’all.
laporsche by Ms2009 November 24, 2021
male lacrosse players, officially. unofficially, douchebags living in the East Coast region, especially Maryland, Virginia and Pennsylvania, who like to "crush Natties" and generally degrade women, intelligence and the importance of an education. Always hot, always ass holes.
Mike was getting sloppy drunk and making sandwich jokes, while Brendan was flipping his hair and making cat-calls with incorrect grammar. typical laxers.
laxers by severnschooler July 15, 2011

Landon Laxers 

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.
Landon Laxers by John December 5, 2004

laporsha 

a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.
dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.
laporsha by human b ea n August 23, 2016