Lawsoned

To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.

Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.

Lawsoned by phil-jones September 15, 2011

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

Lawsoned by Jacko1 March 31, 2009

Lawsoned

To get unbelieveably drunk, or to have an amazing capacity to drink alcohol and remain upright.

I was completely lawsoned last night, I feel terrible today and am hanging

Lawsoned by will.i.iandubya July 20, 2011

Leigh Lawsoned

When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.

A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.

Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).

Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.

Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.

Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.

When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.

Leigh Lawsoned by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022

Leigh Lawsoned

When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.

A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.

Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).

Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.

Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.

Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.

When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.

Leigh Lawsoned by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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